When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?” “No, I died, like, four times.”
blossomedtrees: Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
whocoulddenythesebutterfliesx: br0hammad: dropletsoflove: If I sleep to much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain. I CAN’T FUCKING WIN. this. MY FUCKING...
(500) DAYS OF SUMMER, directed by Marc Webb (2009) paintedjournals’s request.
The Social Network II: Garfield's Revenge
mel452: totalfilm: LOL
laneisblessedwithacurse: Hellogoodbye - Here In...
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
desastrebelo: selling-my-crap: omg its horrible!
Barney Stinson singing
omgs: Little Minnesota - Season 4 Episode 11
On Valentine's Day:
esciee: alwaysmythunder: What my friends will be doing: What I’ll be doing: I promise this is the last depressing thing I post. Now I’m on the lookout for a fuck buddy…. LOL JK. I’ll just be forever alone :*
imagine being tumblr famous
simplejustin: getting 161845285 questions a day everyone reblogging your posts everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 5000 being able to say whatever the fuck you want because everyone loves you that would be awesome. :p